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#1 2009-12-11 20:58:57

Avalonna
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The Scrub PuB

In the two days since the Random dungeon grouping system was introduced, we have seen some amazing examples of fail. Some so note worthy, we had to have a place to immortalize it. Tanks doing 40% more damage than the dps, Hunters with Strength swords, one member doing almost 75% of the damage...oh yes, it goes on.

Screenshot your meters. Take a picture of the DK in spell power cloth, the Hunter with defense gems or the fury warrior with one hand weapons. Lets record this for future generations to enjoy.

Hell, record your idiots in trade chat or raids. Why should only cross server dungeons get all the fun?

Note: If you dont want to post all these, send them to 'avalonnathepriest@gmail.com" and I'll upload and edit them We'll be using all these in a blog post for the Humor Hut on Tales.

Last edited by Avalonna (2009-12-28 17:38:05)

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#2 2009-12-11 23:29:05

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Re: The Scrub PuB

This group actually wasn't bad, but everyone was in some sort of ToC gear so it's at least a little sad.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/PunkArea51/Warcraft/HUKFailDeepz1.jpg


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#3 2009-12-11 23:42:56

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Re: The Scrub PuB

I'll post a couple pics tomorrow. I couldn't SS it since I don't have rolls turned on, but the hunter in my PoS group yesterday rolled Need on the tanking sword that dropped. Fortunately my roll was higher yikes


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#4 2009-12-12 01:02:58

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Re: The Scrub PuB

Here's a log from a Blood DK I grouped with in Heroic Azjol'Nerub. Bigwillie was the tank.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/PunkArea51/Warcraft/HANFailDeeps1.jpg


Not only did he fail at the pewpew...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/PunkArea51/Warcraft/HANFailDeeps2.jpg

He ate every single Pound and quite a few Impales.

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#5 2009-12-12 14:48:24

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Re: The Scrub PuB

Have some good ones coming.....some from our own guild tongue

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#6 2009-12-13 02:48:48

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Re: The Scrub PuB

This one is for Dorm:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/PunkArea51/Warcraft/HVHFailWar1.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/PunkArea51/Warcraft/AllIHearisSex.jpg

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#7 2009-12-13 07:27:33

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Re: The Scrub PuB

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Screenshots/WoWScrnShot_121209_090731.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Screenshots/dormsfailtanking.jpg

The fun stuff isn't limted to just pugs! Here's us trying to do the Soul thingy achievement....VTX likes to nuke at 36% big_smile

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Screenshots/dontdothat.jpg

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#8 2009-12-13 07:53:43

Avalonna
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Re: The Scrub PuB

Remember the Bloodhoof Scrub thread that met its doom after 20 pages of glorious retard fun? I have most of the shots still. Seems like a good place to put them.

Here's the one that started it all - RebelRiley inviting my shaman to heal, and Elronds DK, Lilith, to the group.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/idiotsrus1.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/idiotsrus2.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Idiotsrus3-1.jpg

This is a saved one from someone in DT, talking to Rebel in a pug

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/RUNAWAY.jpg

Rebel Skips Skool

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/lawlnoskool.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/noskoolheadz.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/whathechrist.jpg

Trade Chat is good for something - you learn new things

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Douche.jpg

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#9 2009-12-13 08:06:53

Avalonna
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Re: The Scrub PuB

Rebel doesn't like our BH Retard Thread

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Igettoldy0.jpg

Rebel tries to put a Maly PuG together.....by using /Yell. Others have become aware of his amazing abilities

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Rebelsol.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/URALLQU33RZ.jpg

This explains ALOT

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/stinkytoronto.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/stinkytoronto2.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/schmokindope.jpg

Yah....pot n' kettle

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/potmeetkettle.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/obama.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Intellectualrebel.jpg

And who can forget Deathcoke?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/deathrant.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/moredeathcoke.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/moredeathcokepart1.jpg

Here he doesn't like someone's price in /trade. Notice he doesn't report the guy for making fun of him...but because he didn't like his price

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/tradeoopsies1.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/tradeoopsies2.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/tradeoopsies3.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/tradeoopsies4.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/tradeoopsies5.jpg

People, don't wonder why you don't get invited when you act like this

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/INVITEMEMORONS.jpg

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#10 2009-12-13 08:12:36

Avalonna
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Re: The Scrub PuB

let's not forget the huntards

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/ISthisdeathcoke.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/IsDKorHuntardworse.jpg

DK advertising in trade his 1200 DPS. He did not believe that it was bad or that more was poosible

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/DKscantdpspt1.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/DKscantdpspt2.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/DKscantdpspt3.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/DKscantdpspt4.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/DKscantdpspt5.jpg

Back to PuGs. This guy was actually a good player, but I couldn't understand him

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/wutrutalkinbout.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/wutrutalkinbout2.jpg

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#11 2009-12-13 09:05:07

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Re: The Scrub PuB

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii286/Eilt_core/Leethunter.jpg

This a hunter, look at those gems!!!

Last edited by Eilt (2009-12-13 09:13:21)


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#12 2009-12-13 14:39:45

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Re: The Scrub PuB

http://s149.photobucket.com/albums/s69/colinwh/183.jpg

Again, not that bad of an HoS run, but the pally was the tank and the mage was in mostly 245 level gear with an intellect trinket.


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#13 2009-12-13 15:11:29

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Re: The Scrub PuB

Should make a scrub thread on the battlegroup forums


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#14 2009-12-13 17:51:39

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Re: The Scrub PuB

I'm not above making fun of myself. My kick ass naxx gear & weapons, and T9 badge shoulders don't help my suckage, barely keeping above the tank. But what's the mage's excuse?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Screenshots/daznmage.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/dabytch_01/Screenshots/dazsucks.jpg

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#15 2009-12-14 08:46:18

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Re: The Scrub PuB

from saturday...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2545/4185342212_5af7a00125_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2752/4185363630_c16c49b670_o.jpg

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#16 2009-12-14 08:52:21

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Re: The Scrub PuB

I wish I'd gotten a SS last night.  Mendo, my wife and I did randoms and ended up in one with an Unholy DK doing 980ish dps.  Not overall, on actual boss fights.


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#17 2009-12-14 13:48:12

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Re: The Scrub PuB

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/PunkArea51/Warcraft/HOKFailDeepz1.jpg

Wolverine was the tank.

That's just for the Volazj fight. On Amanitar, the feral cat and the hunter did 950 and 560 DPS, respectively. Also, the hunter was constantly pulling random packs of mobs -- getting a little happy with the button mashing, I guess -- and he tried to say that auto shot was bugged.

Here you go. I was able to pull this from the "Damage Taken" tab.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/PunkArea51/Warcraft/HOKFailDeepz2.jpg

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#18 2009-12-14 14:07:05

Avalonna
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Re: The Scrub PuB

I'm starting to develop a theory that perhaps meters are not syncing up with other realms.... Do me a favor and ask others in your group from different realms to link and compare

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#19 2009-12-14 14:39:18

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Re: The Scrub PuB

Amanitar's Health: 431,392
Colga's numbers:
258568
112606
37909
17892
+ 5794
---------
432769

Seems fine to me.

Herald Volazj: 431,392
This one is not usable since you are often not gathering data properly with your group. Also, I'm not sure what health the adds have.


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#20 2009-12-14 15:22:53

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Re: The Scrub PuB

Each add has 12k health.

So that would be:

12,000 x 4 x 5 x 2 = 480,000

480,000
+431,392
----------
911,392

1,042,185
-911,392
----------
130,793 difference



Does recount add in all the overkill damage? If it counts overkill damage, the meter for Volazj is probably accurate as well.




(And yes, I shamelessly stole Rapp's fancy "i can math" format :-P)

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#21 2009-12-14 16:22:43

Avalonna
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Re: The Scrub PuB

http://bit.ly/8GzDMK

It just seemed fishy to me. A fellow twitter friend linked me that. I didn't have time to read it all thru, but it might have merit. That's why I asked for anyone pugging to compare meters, just for giggles. Otherwise, continue to make fun.

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#22 2009-12-14 16:45:24

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Re: The Scrub PuB

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3601/scrub1.jpg

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2024/scrubs2.jpg

^ rogue was pretty good, he carried that dps like whoa

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6504/scrubs3.jpg

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3335/scrubs4.png

^ I dpsed this one, obviously...the rest are prot spec.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5659/scrubs5.png

^ warrior DCed before the first boss

Last edited by Mendoukusai (2009-12-14 16:47:11)


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#23 2009-12-14 16:49:57

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Re: The Scrub PuB

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/29/scrub6.jpg

^ dude has no gems whatsoever. Don't think he had any enchants either. Worse than Raaycharles...


http://www.joshwatson.com/images/realm_first_80.jpg
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#24 2009-12-14 16:57:55

Avalonna
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Re: The Scrub PuB

THat one confuses me - I see a totem, so I'm assuming he's a shaman and you were in CoT? I think I see "shaman" behind the window, but it's hard to see. Jesus fuck, nice spirit gear.

Is it really hard to gem your shit people? I know "epics" fall like rain, but at least stick the green ones in there if you're going to be a scrub.

(BTW - there is a new version of recount available as of an hour ago; make sure you grab it)

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#25 2009-12-14 17:13:43

Mendoukusai
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Re: The Scrub PuB

Yeah, he's a shaman. I can't remember if he was healer or dps. We ended up missing the timer for the bronze drake by about 30 seconds though, which I was pretty unhappy about.


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